Steve Palmer

He says.....

The lads say.....

The discovery of LSW can be directly credited to the Tilburg scouting

department, and one man in particular.

Spotted at some traffic lights by casual racist Mikey Yates, LSW was encouraged to ditch the bucket and the squeegy and head for pastures new with FCTR.

As quiet as he is deceptively good in the air LSW had shown encouraging signs of gelling with the team, culminating in the cry of "for f*cks sake Greg" after GK had inevitably dribbled into the proverbial cul-de-sac despite having an abundance of team mates to pass to.

LSW has capped a solid start to his FCTR career by going down in history as the man

to open the scoring for the Tilburg Bees.