An enigma. Looks a little like a hamster, speaks like Howard Moon.
Sometimes more mental than mental Rob at a jelly factory, other times, a cravat wearing ponce. A defender in the mould of HMS Victory, Martin has one speed – attack. Unfortunately for Tilburg, if you can sidestep ‘attack’ you’re through on goal!.
Has a game of one-upmanship with Mental Rob to find out who is actually the most certifiably insane…my early money was on Rob but then I saw Martin in the cravat-scarf. Craaaaaaaazzzeeeeeeeeee.
Has a nine-year old's Chelsea boot bag.
An enigma. Looks a little like a hamster, speaks like Howard Moon.
Sometimes more mental than mental Rob at a jelly factory, other times, a cravat wearing ponce. A defender in the mould of HMS Victory, Martin has one speed – attack. Unfortunately for Tilburg, if you can sidestep ‘attack’ you’re through on goal!.
Has a game of one-upmanship with Mental Rob to find out who is actually the most certifiably insane…my early money was on Rob but then I saw Martin in the cravat-scarf. Craaaaaaaazzzeeeeeeeeee.
Has a nine-year old's Chelsea boot bag.
More nominations than Hilary Clinton
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