Greg Ferguson

He'll crush you

He says.....

You stiy at the bick

The lads say.....

Big Greg to you and me….in fact ONLY Greg to you and me…

South African Greg makes namesake Duncan Ferguson look like an effete Graham Norton posing in a dress made of fairy lights at a Jamie Blackshaw-hosted boy scout jamboree. Just when we lost faith in the power of quiche-loving Russ, along came Greg to restore the Tilburg testosterone.

He’s less a man, more a 7ft by 4ft chunk of solid unadulterated muscle. Not the type of chap you’d want to have to share a cell with on Robyn Island.

What’s more, he can actually play football – possessing a left foot like a traction engine. Could sort out Zimbabwe if he wanted to.

GF9 is the future.