Neil Willis

Nicer than the ending of it's a Wonderful Life....

He says.....

The lads say.....

'Nice Neil' (as he's known by all who frequent Horse Hung Disco in Vauxhall) is indeed a nice man. So nice, infact, that he was at one point reported to be a potential invitee to Damian O'Boyle's 'Dream Dinner Party' TM and one can only imagine the extent of goodwill that would emanate from a dining table containing Will Smith, Bono, Kevin McLoud and this great Tilburg addition...

Renowned for the most amazing goal ever seen on a 5-a-side pitch this form hasn't quite translated onto the 11-a-side version. He's put on a few pounds and whilst you won't find him losing his temper, he is also unable to lose his marker. This is not to say he is without his benefits - he's has both a good pass and a nice flat in Angel.

Despite his late 20's spread, Neil will still give the current midfield occupants a few nightmares. He can head (unlike Aidan), he can pass (unlike Scott), he can run for 90 minutes (unlike Mikey) and he's not a useless drunk (Ronan), thief (Stu) or drunken thief (Ronan)

Neil Willis - a cool, calm and collected head in a game frequented by silver boot wearing egos

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...