James Stagg

Tall Tory-boy-a-like

He says.....

1) Don't you dare use a photo of William Hague

2) 'Seriously, I was playing pool with Jamie and all I could think was 'he's trying to chat me up...'

The lads say.....

1) Tory loving James likes to mix politics with football and can often be seen far out on the left wing with a copy of horse and hounds and a small fillipino slave boy on less than minimum wage kicking the ball for him.

Should you want to find James on a week night he can be located on either Clapham Common or West Hampstead heath cottaging with the rest of his Tory loving friends. The next day he will be at the gates of his Kent Oast House with wife and kids explaining that he only slipped into Michael Portillo whilst naked purely by accident.

Whilst James' political beliefs are questionable his talent on the football field is not. A classy left winger with a thunderbolt shot, good in the air and with a Peter Crouch-esque ability on the deck. James is a find for Tilburg and should continue to add class to a much improved team.

2) Tilburg's very own antithesis of Rainman. Give calculating James a pen, some paper and a couple of numbers to add up and he meltsdown. Achieved Legend status on Tilburg tour 2006.