Johnny Scriven

More Wall Street than Burdett

He says.....

Another Southampton fan has joined the Tilburg ranks though I’ve spent more time in the treatment room than Pahars since joining. Like Crespo at Chelsea, Tilburg fans are yet to see the real Jonny Scriven.

Never one to duck a tackle though I may duck the odd header (if you were as pretty as me wouldn’t you?). I’m quiet off the pitch but will shout at everyone once I cross the white line.

Basically, I can’t wait to get my knee knack cleared up so I can actually start playing and stop subsidizing everyone else!

The lads say.....

Constantly injured but threatening a comeback.

Suprisingly nasty on the pitch compared to his sedate off-pitch persona, a kind of Bob/Rob schitzophrenia but under control.

Heavily tied into the stock market. Makes Lloyd look like a Wall Street tramp. Makes mega-bucks out of terrorist activities (probably). Clearly morally dubious.

Yet another f*cking Saints fan that we could do without.