Nate Elliott

Overpaid, Oversexed and Overhere

He says.....

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

The lads say.....

Should orange-topped, ex-Wimbledon finalist and former World ATP Tour Number 1, Jim Courier, do a Morgan Spurlock 30-day fast food binge, the comparable outcome would be Mr Nate Elliott from the Big Apple, Land of the Free.

Yep, Tilburg’s first ever All-American “soccer player” has been thrust upon us like Operation Desert Storm was on the Middle East. Amazingly this fella is not all shock ‘n awe and stars ‘n stripes waving OTT buffoonery but a sound addition and knows his onions when it comes to the beautiful game. If he could work on completing a sentence on the sport without cross-referring to “Johnny” Spector, Tim “The Twitch” Howard, BrI-An MAC-Bride and how Giuseppe Rossi is actually “Borrrrrrrn! In the USA” and therefore “true Yank” and not Italian then people would listen. Well maybe.

In the FCTR ranks, Nate is another burly, defender type beast and has been establishing himself in the B-team under “Big Sam” Vasey.

Reports of Nate and Steve “The Animal” Ellis defecting from football and forging a combined 600lbs weight WWF tag-team in the States are unconfirmed as we go to press.

**NEW** FCTR PLAYER FACTS.

Any basketball queries, Elliott is your man. Did you know that in an unprecedented move, LeBron James missed out college level basketball and when straight to the NBA? Did you care?

Nate misses the Amsterdam / Tilburg tour to spend time in Florida helping out his dear 80 old grandmother. A closet (Stormin’) Norman Bates, anyone?

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...