Ricardo Paraventi

Drug-runner...

He says.....

futebol eh a essencia da minha vida, um esporte que pode parar guerras alegrar um povo triste e sofrido como o meu, encantar milhoes de pessoas pelo mundo e capaz de unir povos e criar muitas amizades igual a que criei com voces meus amigos, BOM MINHA PERNA ESQUERDA E DIFERENTE MESMO POSSO COLOCAR A BOLA ONDE QUISER E JOGO COM GARRA E DETERMINACAO SEMPRE FUTEBOL EU AMO ESTE ESPORTE

The lads say.....

Until recently Ricardo plied his left-footed trade in the City of God where he famously finished a football match with a gun being pressed to his chest. Thus the ocassional 'handbags at dawn' antics of West London's finest does little to stress this man of steel. Part porn star lookalike, part football coach, Ricardo has brought some South American flair to a team renowned for South London failure. Encouraging, talented and without a Napoleon complex, he's everything Sowrey isn't.

Better than most of us at football and better at English than Mikey

Tea, potatoes, rum, Crowded House and Ricardo - fine imports.

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...