Peter Lau

'Lau'gend

He says.....

I'm the new GK

The lads say.....

A man of few words and fewer sentences Pete is a part time coach for Crystal Palace and can often be seen at Selhurst giving Andy Johnson tips on how to manage his career.

Of lightweight physical proportions and limited aerial prowess Pete’s footballing brain is a hitherto untapped goldmine of knock kneed dilly dallying and virtuoso flights of fancy.

At only 18 Pete has plenty of time to grow into the next GK9, though his fashionista tendencies will certainly need coaching; he can usually be found clad from head to toe in synthetic fibres and rumours circulate that he cuts his hair with a spoon.

When not causing a fire hazard he certainly has the first touch to emulate his Tilburg hero who regards him as a surrogate son and heir apparent to the GK franchise.

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...