Nelio Defrietas

Midfield

He says.....

Probably a fair bit, if he took the soapbox. But the bell’s just rung and he has to go back to school.

The lads say.....

“Portuguese loud-mouth Nelio is the baby of the team. However you wouldn’t think so if you’d heard him on the phone as his voice is like Marlon Brando on a 40-a-day Death cigarette addiction.

Nelio is also the prince of the scathing one-liners. Usually vented against McGaffer Stew – “I can’t understand you, I’m Portuguese not Scottish!” versus Keeno & Luca – “you two suck each others c*cks!” and the ever popular “I’m off to get p*ssy”. Although these “hata” quotes are well practised, the reality is that young Nelio is more at home in the kindergarten colouring in pictures of dinosaurs, playing Pokemon and eating lollies than cruising for totty. Women scare him.

Offers pace and tricks on the right wing but happily floats into centre-mid. Nelio is the bright fledgling future of Tilburg’s “regeneration”… but really needs to lose his virginity.”

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...