David Buttle

Midfield

He says.....

“A rare find for any club – young, naturally talented, energetic and mature beyond his years. Tilburg Regents have managed to recruit one of the most promising fledgling players ‘knocking about’ at the moment. Undoubtedly, all these awe inspiring qualities will be brutally crushed from this talented young man whilst competing in the violent and unsophisticated conflicts of the Middlesex 3rd Division. Being such a highly tuned athlete makes this supreme competitor prone to injury, but this is a small price to pay for this loyal and dedicated team member.

In summary “Kentish charm and natural talent are present in abundance, if given a chance this player will flourish!”

The lads say.....

“Gravesend. So named because the mass graves resulting from the Black Death literally end there.

Ominous sounding as it is, it is also the spawning ground of young Mr David Buttle. We expect great things from our new spring chicken, but I'm sure once Sowrey has trained him into the ground, Gypsy has whined in his ear all season, Sven has drowned his pets and Heffernan has had him in the showers, Dave will be as much of a sorry state as the rest of the mighty Tilburg clan.

I suggest we make the most of his talents before time takes its toll, and we end up with another Vasey-a-like on the squad.”

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...