Aaron Bentas

Goal Keeper

He says.....

Nothing. He’s done a runner.

The lads say.....

“Teenage plastic gangsta Aaron is a true hero. Hailing from the mean streets of Camberwell this kid is so bling-bling he makes lampposts blink. Listens only to the slick urban rap of Chingy, Sean Paul and Obie Trice and believes 2Pac is still alive - working in the Deli at Brixton’s Sainsbury’s. Apparently.

Aaron is Tilburg’s first full-blooded Crip, spits street lingo like “gonna bore you up, bitch!”, only wears track-suits, is teaching Rennie the way of da ‘hood, officially scares Damo, is a good lad (when asleep) and is not a bad goalkeeper! Bo!”

We'd like to get a good pre-seson under our belt, but we've already ran out of notches...