Rob/Bob Garfield

Rob is a defender, Bob is more versatile

He says.....

What did you just say?

The lads say.....

Rob comes from the Norman Hunter school of football - an actual place he was expelled from for being too mental.

He has a disciplinary record longer than a horses c*ck and a temper as short as Matt.

Rob is a classic example of the type of player you'd hate to be on the opposition's team, physical and uncompromising with commitment and passion for the game and a two footed challenge that scares the sh*t out of any gold booted striker.

He is so much of perfectionist if he has a bad game he likes to punish himself with a cat-o-nine tails and a bottle of chip shop vinegar, Bob does the whipping.

The good news is Rob is receiving help for his mental instability, Ketamine, Prozac and Thorazine are now part of Rob's pre match warm up.