Phillip Restarick

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He says.....

Phil, or 'Hardcore' as he is better known, is quite possibly the most versatile player on the squad, being equally as comfortable in goal as he is leading the attack.

A giant of a man, he has a commanding presence in defence and deals out crunching tackles to all who attempt to cross his defensive path. In midfield, he is a workhorse, giving 100% for 90 minutes and always gives a top performance. With the pace of a cheetah and the predatory instincts of a leopard, his striking talents are yet to utilised by the team, but with the performances given (by the other strikers - particularly Greg) during training, it is only a matter of time. As a new member to the squad, it is blatantly obvious that a real asset has been found, and all efforts should be made to secure Hardcore's talents for the forseeable future

The lads say.....

When not too busy being spit-roast by Action Man and Ken this 'Time Bandit' may be found occupying a divot in the Tilburg defence. Being the b*stard offspring of Willow and Fred Durst and as unloved as a ginger stepchild, Phil found school tough. Often bullied, the playground proved inhospitable, with Phil being dwarf tossed on a regular basis.

Phil found solace in his one true love, acting, and you may remember our Resto from roles he has made his own - Nik Nak (he found being locked in a suitcase by Roger Moore strangely erotic) or indeed Oompah Loompah no.5 (non-singing).

Impotent not only in front of goal but also in the bedroom on a weeknight, Phil can count himself lucky there was room for a midget, beardy weirdy in the heart of Tilburg Regents. Expect to see this character abusing his height profile to hang around a school gate near you.