Liam Barlow

He says.....

The lads say.....

Liam is a party-loving deadbeat from Slough. He is as reliable for

Tilburg as Amy Winehouse is at turning up for church.

Famously got Shane to drink a pint of wine, missed the sitter-of-all-sitters in a friendly vs. Warren and loves his fancy-dress (see: turning up for a match fresh

from a club in a Primark Blues Brother get-up).

All in all, not a bad player on the flanks or up front - when he can be arsed. Or isn't

injured. Or is anywhere remotely approaching fit.

Hopefully the future will be as bright for the Bracknell Bergkamp on the park as it is for Club off the field.

Loud mouth n' top boy.