BridgeyBet

Alright you losers. We all know I'm better than you at football, but am I better at gambling? Most probably. Anyhow, below are my BridgeyBets for the season and this week....

BridgeyBet of the week......

GK's return

 

To score 2000/1

To dive 3/1

To miss a sitter 1/7

To do a 'Yates' (run out of steam after 45mins) 5/6

To wear aliceband 5/2

 

Colour of boots:

Gold 2/1

White 3/1

Yellow 5/1

Red 5/1

Black 1000/1

 

First touch:

Shinned into touch 2/1

Pass to opposition 3/1

High and wide 4/1

Air shot 6/1

Completed pass 100/1

Goal N/A

A's player of the season

Daly 2/1

Bridgey 7/2 (2/1 if he makes it back into his own half)

Donders 4/1

Bob Garfield 5/1

Smalley 5/1

Dowd 6/1 (3/1 if he cancels the Sellers Shooting sessions)

Fitzpatrick 6/1

Matyo 8/1

Todd 9/1

Thompson 9/1

Disco Donnelly 10/1 (8/1 if drunk)

Yates 33/1

 

FCTR B-team player of the year

Boyce 2/5

O’Boyle 5/1

Ryan 5/1 (could do enough in 3 months)

Bell 6/1 (retirement cuts odds from 30s)

Yates 6/1

Palmer 6/1

Ferguson 7/1

Wyatt 8/1 (early own goal cuts his odds from 10s)

Blackshaw 8/1

Johnny H 10/1

Scriven 10/1

Steven 10/1

Anthony 11/1 (shutting his mouth could drop him to evens)

Restarick 15/1

Vasey 33/1

GK 33/1

Sellers 100/1 (chance of dying on pitch cuts him from 500s)

 

FCTR League finishing position

A’s

1st-4th 5/6

5th-8th 3/1

9th–bottom 7/1

B’s

1st-4th 33/1

5th-8th 2/1

9th–bottom 7/1

 

A’s Top Scorer

Daly 2/5

Donders 4/1

Bridgey 6/1

Fitzpatrick 9/1

Barlow 10/1

Wilcockson 10/1

Palmer 10/1

Yates 12/1

Smalley 14/1

B’s Top Scorer

O’Boyle 2/1

Ferguson 4/1

Palmer 4/1

Slider 4/1

Crosby 7/1

Anthony 12/1

Boyce 50/1

Sellers 100/1

Bad Boys – Worst disciplinary record of the year

Beynonce 1/6 (a handful of games could be enough)

Donnelly 2/1 (drunkness & fecklessness makes him worth a punt)

Garfield 4/1

Ferguson 6/1 (bound to kill someone at some point)

Anthony 6/1

Blackshaw 7/1 (2/1 if he’s called a bisexual)

Lawrence 9/1

Smalley 10/1

GK 16/1

 

Scattergun of the year – most wayward shooting

Sellers 2/5

Dowd 2/1

GK 2/1

O’Boyle 5/1

Greggy Goal – how many will GK notch?

0 goals 2/5

1-5 goals 2/1

5-10 goals 7/1

10+ goals 100/1

Up The Aisle – who’s the next victim of the marriage disease?

JT 3/1

GK 5/1

Blackshaw 7/1 (civil ceremony is valid)

Scriven 9/1

Smalley 11/1

Yates N/A

Who’s Your Daddy? – who really is the father of Claire’s baby?

GK 4/5

Johnny H 3/1

Damo 6/1

Palmer 8/1

Lau 12/1

Yates 14/1

How much?!?! – how much will GK spend on his comeback boots?

£0-30 100/1

£31-50 66/1

£51-70 25/1

£71-90 10/1

£91-110 4/5

£111+ 3/1

How long?!?! – how long will GK last before he gets knee knack again?

0-3 games 2/1 (wishful thinking but worth a punt)

4-8 games 5/1

9-12 games 8/1

13+ games 20/1

Mama mia! – where will GK be getting his next pizza from?

Turkey 2/7

Italy 6/1

Albania 10/1

Run fat boy run! – who’ll be the heaviest player to pull on a shirt?

JT 3/1

Weston 6/1 (the comfort of married life could shorten the odds)

Vasey 10/1

Kong 25/1

Yates 40/1 (he’s been working on his fatness all summer)

*Ferguson excluded as 100% muscle is invalid

Keeper of the year

Boyce 1/50

Smalley 8/1

Restarick 10/1

Todd 33/1

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