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Robin's third goal in as many games give As a 1-0 win over Old Meads. Gritty effort brings home the shut-out. El Kid, John, youngest player to wear the oranje brings average age of the A squad down by about 10 years. Bees travel to Kent and suffer 15-1 reverse. We doubt we'll ever be able to talk about it...Ever...Ever. As the administrators start to wiegh up the cut of Phil Brown's winter coat. Kev wonders who his new team should be. DUFC in prime position til tomorrow gut wrenchnig 1-0 reversal to Rangers... Training on Wednesday. Let Stew and Scotty know if you can play this week.

FCTR's legendary fitness freezone Mikey Yates, today revealed the reason for his month long absense from the oranje. Spending weeks in his cellar, more weeks than usual, Mikey revealed his latest invention. A ball made from Irn-Bru. The revolutionary new ball has been endorsed by the Scottish Football League (of course). Revelaing his work Mikey said: "I often need that sugar rush after 15 minutes of wading through treacle and to be honest Lucozade isnt enough. With this, Ican simply pick the ball up and get all the sugar and E numbers I need by trying to kick it." Jock McTavish, spokesperson for the SFL said: "This is pure brilliant. Players can now get their dietry requirements on the field of play. This will revolutionise fitba in Scotland. I'm sure it will get us to the next World Cup." FIFA and UEFA say they will monitor the new development, Sepp Blatter saying: "Does this come with a battered sausage? Mmmmmm".

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Next FCTR Fixtures
7th November 2009
AFC Division Two South
As v: Econmicals III
KO: 2:15PM
@ L.S.E. Sports Ground

AFC Division Nine South
Bees v: Reigatians V
KO: 2:00 PM
@ KGP

 

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