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The Fat Lady prepares to sing.

Replies to Stew please as we bring the curtain down on this season against Renegades at Warren Farm.

Bees end season in 8-0 defeat to Willesden.

As wilt in the sun going down 5-2 to Hilltop.

Teams that we like end season in misery - Bournemouth - relegated/Dundee United - no Europe/Hull - play offs.

Teams we hate doing well: Chelsea and Man United contest double/Southampon - stay up.

Where's the justice?

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* We're Wandsworth Common's premier Dutch-themed football team

* We're in the Middlesex County 3rd Division - a mere 13 successive years of promotion from the Premiership!

* We've got two teams (A's and Bees), two kits, a pub sponsor, an estranged CEO, one goth and plenty of balls that need booting into next week

* We're looking for players, fans, wealthy benefactors, men with dogs etc. If you're one of the above, get in touch and we'll welcome you along

Life on Mars...Why can't it be 1995 again?

"My name is Martin Fulwood.

I had an accident and I woke up in

2008. Am I mad, in a coma, or back

in time? Whatever's happened, it's

like I've landed on a different planet.

Now maybe if I work out the reason,

I can get home."

Blur have won the battle, Oasis are preparing to win the war. Fred Perry polo tops are once again seen in the streets. England are preparing to host the Euros. Chelsea are crap.

One minute Martin Fulwood is leaving the Astoria after seeing The Verve tour 'A Northern Soul' before suffering an accident. He wakes to find it all different. Brit pop is a memory, England haven't made the Euros. Everyone hates Chelsea and Martin finds himself in central defence for Tilburg Regents.

Why is he here? To bring down DCI Rob Garfield? To make neck scarves cool again? To make sax solos a popular staple of indie pop? If he can work out why he's here, maybe he can get home...

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